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Torbjörn Not To Be
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Dan Bull
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Like clockwork What is the name of the person that this song is all about? His name is Torbjörn, or is it Terbjern? Whatever your preferred term is, I really don't care I'm singing it the way I want to, like it's burnt fur If you remember the Omnic Crisis, you weren't there The yellow bearded fellow, smeared in oil and grease The sort you'd even struggle, to scrub off with boiling bleach He nevеr hesitates, he's unafraid to gеt his hands mucky So if you don't get splashed, you're damn lucky Hands up if your hand's, just a metal claw No, not you Doomfist, you missed the metaphor Aw, he loves Brigitte, deep as Humbert Humbert, loves Lolita Err, that was just a figure of speech, no need to look police up Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn (Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn) Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn (Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn) Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn (Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn) Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn (Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn) It's total war, when Torby overloads the molten core What's the matter, haven't you ever seen an ult before? Better bolt the door, before you get your home repoed By the dwarf, who bought all of the tools, in Home Depot Better to be the hammer, than the nail getting hit Better to forge ahead, than later on regretting it Imagine Willy Messerschmitt, had lit his second spliff And said "feck it", "no making planes, I'm better as a weaponsmith" Predicted the Omnic scientists, would make a mess of it And trigger a bigger crisis, then when the recession hit Just shift that turret to the right, no, left a bit We're trying to find the best position, to set up for wrecking sh*t And I reckon, sh*t's about to get a bit hectic quick Your head will end up spinning, like your neck is an electric whisk How many Dan Bull Overwatch tracks, do you expect exist? I should sell them on an album, it's an eclectic disk Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn (Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn) Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn (Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn) Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn (Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn) Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn (Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn) Cooking up and chucking hot sauce, build them up, and break them down Don't argue, or he'll barbecue, your face to flavor town That isn't the way to use a rivet gun, is it son? Doesn't matter, there's a job to do, we're going to get it done Nothing pays off, as hard as hard work Turning molten metal, into a Dali artwork His forge is a melting pot In which he sculpts raw ore, into melting clocks Manufacturing turrets, as accurate as Swiss watches Tick tock, ticking you off like TikTok clips Tip top, don't be the one he gets p*ssed off with Or you'll get a steel-toed kick, to the coccyx He's got a grip like a fist, full of c*cked pistons But he's just not confident, with picking up chopsticks But it's not particularly inhibiting His curriculum vitae, is infinitely riveting Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn (Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn) Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn (Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn) Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn (Forged in the core of war, it's Torbjörn) Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn (Watch him erect, a new form of dwarf porn)
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