Correction Lyrics I’m Faster Than Logan Paul by Dan Bull

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Excuse me

Logan
I saw you throwing down a challenge
Claiming no one's fast as you
It's over now, you bellend
You see
You might be fast on your feet
But what about rapping on beats
Judging by your Spotify back catalogue
You cannot compete

I'm faster than Logan Paul
Faster than Logan Paul
I'm faster than Logan Paul
Faster than Logan Paul

I laugh at the thought of Logan Paul
Trying to rap faster than Logan Paul
Cause Logan Paul can't' rap faster than Logan Paul at all

I'm faster than Logan Paul (At rapping)
Faster than Logan Paul
I'm faster than Logan Paul (At rapping)
Faster than Logan Paul

My flow's controlled
So before I tell you my name
I slow my roll
So you all know I'm called Dan Bull

At first
You thought I was only a fat nerd
Look at that girth
Trampling everything in my path
And leaving nothing but a flat Earth

I'm even dressing in rhyme
Just check out my plaid shirt
And this rad skirt
But I do agree
The world isn't round
Just look at an atlas

How can the people believe that the globe's a ball?
Oh Logan Paul
It's madness
I thought Jake was a silly sausage
You're a brat worse
Damn, I'm amazed how well you've been trained
To sell entertainment in manifold ways
And how much you paying and amateur player
And hour to play in the challenger games?
I'll have the same
'Cause I'm into games
And I'm making gains in Magic: The Gathering
Gabbling phrases at an amazing rate
Vocabulary damaging brains
How many rappers are matching my pace?

I'm telling you mate
The Tally's not great
And that is a hell of a shame
I did tell you my name
But I'll tell you again

It's Dan Bull
They also call me douglby
Any rap you chuck at me
I do it double speed
It doesn't even trouble me, no
Make up in speed what I lack in subtlety

Oh sh*t
Coming full swing at anyone impulsive
Am I talking out my arse?
Bullsh*t

When rapping bars
Don't matter how fat you are
Or how thin
Though you might be outwardly healthy and fit
I'm hitting up the mouth gym

I stick my tongue out
And stack it up with dumbells
I use my lips to lift
Bench pressing bookshelves

So Logan
I know that you're toned up
But you're tone deaf
I burp burpees
'Til there's no breath left
In my own chest

No one in the whole world
Is training their larynx like this
My throat's swole
And it isn't laryngitis

I mastered the art
Of vernacular cardiovascular bars
That are faster and harder
Than half of the rap in the charts
And more factually accurate on top of that
I'm a bard

My stamina's large
You sound a bit tired
I'm standing apart
You're stammering hard
I'm stunning, a God
You're someone that's not
You struggle to pass the stumbling block
You're stabbing the dark
Won't somebody stop you
Got to get a Diddy bit better
With the syllables
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual

I'm faster than Logan Paul (at rapping)
Faster than Logan Paul
I'm faster than Logan Paul (at rapping)
Faster than Logan Paul

I laugh at the thought of Logan Paul
Trying to rap faster than Logan Paul
Cause Logan Paul can't' rap faster than Logan Paul at all

I'm faster than Logan Paul (At rapping)
Faster than Logan Paul
I'm faster than Logan Paul (At rapping)
Faster than Logan Paul

My flow's controlled
So before I tell you my name
I slow my roll
So you all know I'm called Dan Bull

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