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How to Build a Pc (Acapella)
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Dan Bull
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Welcome back to rap school, I'm Dan Bull, your tutor And I'm about to walk you through how to build a computer Now, despite what you might believe about building a PC Well, you see, it's really flipping easy It's kinda like a puzzle where you put the different bits together There's only certain places that the kit will fit the setup And I'm gonna take you through it at a comfortable pace So let's cut to the chase, you open up the case And have a look inside, that's what the detachable cover's for That panеl stuck just to the back And up will store the mothеrboard Your stuff will all link up to that but as I talk there's bugger all Because of course we've got it all spread in a muddle on the floor Now luckily, this sequence is pretty easy to do First thing you're gonna need to do is seat the CPU Once you're sure there's no static and everything's unboxed You can check your motherboard's processor socket's unlocked Align the triangles on processor and socket Then slowly lower it into the slot and lock it, got it Now you'll place the thermal paste where the heat sink sits Gotta get it right first time, you can't rethink it Squeeze a bit the size of a pea right in between Then line up the heat sink with the screws on the side to complete Apply some low pressure right on the processor And tighten the screws without any ooze, no stress, huh? Now, you heat sink's attached to a cool fan Connect that to the motherboard And that bit's just gone all to plan As a reward here's something straightforward: installing RAM Just pop 'em in the slots until the lock, we' rolling now Now it's time to go back to the tower from prior Look in the back, attach, and then patch in the power supply here Now, once you've screwed it in, it's best to check you're able To connect the bits you're yet to place to their respective cables But don't plug 'em in yet 'cause just in case it's best to wait Until the next bit sits in place so you can check they fit the case Come on, relax, it's a precaution just avoiding heart attacks Now screw in the motherboard with all the other parts attached Then locate the ribbon named the "twenty four pin" Bet you can guess why it's called that Even if you've just only walked in That connects the motherboard and PSU And if it doesn't you'll be surely seeing the issue Next the CPU cable's either eight or four pins Like how you and your mates may or may not have foreskins And unlike that unfortunate punchline I forced in It's of great importance to make sure that they all fit So put in the cable to the case's IO panel section And any remaining wires that require manual attention Then locate the bay your primary hard disk drive will sit in Slide it in affix the power supply via SATA ribbons Tighten the screws till the device is sitting snug and tight Then redo the steps described for any secondary drive Very nice, congratulations, parts of that were hard It requires patience to come out without being battle scarred Thankfully it's rather painless to kit out the graphics card Just clip it in the PCI lane and that's your lot Some require external power, some are self-reliant Either way, it's likely you'll be fine without help required Now if it still looks like the build was made by amateurs Just wait until we deal with it with cable management Tuck away the random ribbons down the bay Beside the main array And make them stay away from sight with cable ties, hooray It's time to power up your newly-made computer Only to find it failed to boot up, that's okay, it's usual If there's no signs of life it could be time to troubleshoot it Otherwise have fun and use your lovely new kit
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