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I’m A Professional
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I'm going to tell you something You know the baseball-playing, traveling, baseball-playing kid Who can change the world? The one who is foretold to this town and change everything? That's right And for you, your reign shall be toppled should they arrive? That's right Yeah, I've heard of it Well, I'm going to tell you more about it Okay A very, very long time ago A legend was foretold This is when I was younger But now, now I'm old That's right And here's the thing, back in the day The sky was blue, not green That's true And I said my destiny is to be A woman who is mean But there's one person who can foil it all A baseball-playing girl They, she will foil my plans To take over the world I'll be writing this down 'Cause I'm a professional I'll be writing this down, every evil plan you have said Tell me about the evil plan that's in your head The legend says that this girl She will play ball That's true, yeah But she needs to be on a field That's green, not dusty at all Right, a baseball field traditionally Right, but here's the thing She must also play her game in light Right So I'm building this tower as high as it goes And it represents my might You're gonna tear her down Tear her down! 'Cause you're a professional I'm a professional And tearing down a hero's what professional villains do! That's right You're gonna tear her down Tear her down 'Cause you're a professional I'm a professional And Pinocchio will be right here, right next to you While you Tear her down
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