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Teenie Weenie (Eenie Meenie Parody)
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Bart Baker
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Teenie Weenie it won't grow Think it ran away from home If you find it, if if if you find it, let me know She cannot find it It's sucked inside I'm like an asian Stereotyped I wiz on my nut Don't swat my fly Wider than Justin's You've seen lots of types The tree trunk and meat sword But you laugh at my little chode Ima show it some fight And pump and extend it So i can turn this needle into a bone CHORUS 1 At least its really wide wide wide wide wide Can't see it from the side side side side side Be careful when we grind grind grind grind It's kind of fragile for a small littlе stump O You can find a teenie weenie under thе covers Sadly I have a teenie weenie my pubes discovered Damnit I have a teenie weenie and the girls hate it Yah they be spreadin pictures of it all over thee net Woah oh oh oha ho Let me show you how its shrunken Like a grain of rice Better grab that microscope So you dont strain your eyes I masturbate with tweezers On lonely nights But Im bigger than Kingston You seem like the type To twerk em and squirt em But you will not touch my baby dong So give me the night And a pack of extenze pills I can turn this meal worm into king kong CHORUS I lose it all the time time time time time Thin as a piece of twine twine twine twine twine Be careful when you grind grind grind grind grind Its nothing more than just a small little stub Because I have a teenie weenie and I can't find it Its so damn small sometimes I mistake it for a tooth pick O yes I have a teenie weenie and the girls hate it They always point and giggle at me when I display it Woah oh oh oha ho Teenie Weenie it won't grow See it with a telescope If you find it, if if if you find it, let me know
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