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Booty Parody
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Bart Baker
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[Jennifer Lopez] Here's another shitty song about booty No thought went into this crap it's just booty It's so bad the title should have been "Doodie" Makes "Anaconda" seem like A masterpiece [Jennifer Lopez] It's pitiful My new single Is just one more mindless bore About butts this is getting old I am a mother I should know better Than to star in soft porn Showing off my ancient keister I was once the hottest young diva Now I'm old and desperate to stay on the pop charts So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia To be in this because she's popular Why is this albino famous? This is the lamest song yet about booty Literally the whole vid is just booty [Lorde] It's pathetic what you ladies are doing Portraying women as nothing more than Sex crazed meat! [Jennifer Lopez] I'm so shallow That I actually Took out an insurance Policy on my huge tushy For twenty seven Million dolares Makes my ass Worth more cash Than P. Diddy made off Biggie Now I will cover my ass in lube And thrust up and down like I am seizuring I'll do anything to get cheap YouTube views That's why I act like I'm eighteen when I'm fifty Please don't let my children see this[Verse 3: Iggy Azalea] My big booty starring in a new movie Taught my booty how to play "Call of Duty" Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty In my booty I keep my ex Ben Someone help me! Another song about big booty It's sad and pathetic fo sure But I did it cause I've liked this old dame since She danced on "In Living Color" She's still a pretty sexy lady Even though she pushed out a few babies She got a few grey pubes but that ain't Nothing can't be fixed with some Brazilian shaving Yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadabhijay Ain't no point in saying words no one's listening anyway Can't hide the fact that this is utter crap Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap Hey check it out J.Lo Ain't that Nicki Minaj's fat ass? [Jennifer Lopez] The three biggest butts in music Time to join forces we'll rule the charts Six big fat ass cheeks with so much power and might [Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj] We are the Illuminati of booty [Iggy Azalea] I am Iggy [Jennifer Lopez] I am J.Lo [Nicki Minaj] I'm Nicki [Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj] From this day forward we'll rule by committee Making sure pop music always stays shitty That way we will always be on top winning
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